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“2:02 you ever seen a grown man naked?” What the hell? In front of a kid too tho

New York Times, SCREEN: 'AIRPLANE!,' DISASTER FILM SPOOF, By Janet Maslin, July 2, 1980--At a time when throwaway gags seem like a luxury in any film, ''Airplane!'' has jokes - hilarious jokes - to spare. It's also clever and confident and furiously energetic, and it has the two most sadly neglected selling points any movie could want right now: it's brief (only 88 minutes), and it looks inexpensive (it cost about $3 million) without looking cheap. ''Airplane!'' is more than a pleasant surprise, in the midst of this dim movie season. As a remedy for the bloated self-importance of too many other current efforts, it's just what the doctor ordered. Like ''Love at First Bite'' or ''Animal House,'' ''Airplane!'' has a cheerfully slapdash feeling. It also has a steadier comic attitude than either of these more chaotic movies, because it's set up primarily as a satirical disaster film. Shamelessly lifting the plot of ''Zero Hour,'' it tells what happens when the passengers on a flight to Chicago are poisoned by their fish dinners, and the plane must be landed by shell-shocked veteran Ted Striker (Robert Hays), who has collected his battle scars in places called Drambuie and Daiquiri. Since then, Ted has developed what he calls ''my drinking problem.'' Whenever he lifts a glass, he splashes its contents into his left eye. Also on board the plane are the usual Noah's Ark disaster movie crew, with a difference. There is a stewardess (Lorna Patterson) who cries, at the height of the panic, ''I've never been so scared - and besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married.'' There is a housewife who confides, seconds later, ''I've never been so scared either - but at least I have a husband.'' There is a he-man Captain (Peter Graves) who heartily asks a little boy, ''Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?'' And there is the obligatory child en route to the Mayo Clinic for a transplant. A doctor at the Mayo Clinic is seen briefly at the beginning of the story. Behind his desk, the bookshelves are lined with jars of mayonnaise. 'Airplane!'' pokes fun at much more than disaster movies alone. Ted Striker tells, in flashback, of his days in the roughest, toughest bar in the Far East, where some of the world's meanest customers are seen lounging until ''Stayin' Alive'' comes on the jukebox; at that, everybody leaps into a ''Saturday Night Fever'' parody. There is also a ''From Here to Eternity'' takeoff, as Ted and his beloved Elaine (Julie Hagerty) lie in the surf, covered with seaweed and flanked by small animals. When an old-fashioned pair of lovers say farewell as the plane leaves, the departure scene suddenly seems set in a train station, with a kindly conductor counseling, ''Better get on board, son.'' And when the plane is in danger, its every move is chronicled by newspaper headlines that appear much too speedily for the elapsed time. ''Chicago Prepares for Crash Landing!'' cries one. Says another, ''Passengers Certain to Die!'' The authority figures of ''Airplane!'' apparently cast for their thatchy hair and late-50's television stardom, include Mr. Graves, Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack and Lloyd Bridges, all of them radiating a rib-tickling incompetence. Mr. Nielsen, who does a delightful job as the doctor on board, tells Striker, ''Good luck, we're all counting on you,'' so many times that he's still saying it after the plane is down. Mr. Stack, as a hard-hearted fellow down at traffic control, replies angrily to a suggestion that the landing field lights be turned on. ''That's just what they're expecting us to do,'' he snarls. No one in the large and talented cast of ''Airplane!'' does anything he or she might be expected to do, however. And that attitude extends to all aspects of the film, which has the happy, cluttered air of an old Mad Magazine movie parody. The baggage-claim arrangement at the airport features passengers sitting wearily on a conveyor belt, looking in vain for their bags. The closing titles for the film list a credit for Charles Dickens as ''Author of 'A Tale of Two Cities.' '' When a passenger is offered a choice between ''Smoking'' and ''No Smoking'' and chooses ''Smoking,'' he gets a ticket that appears to be on fire. Nothing is as it should be in ''Airplane!'' and thank goodness for that. Incidentally, watch for Ethel Merman in the Lieutenant Hurwitz role. 'Airplane!'' is the work of the three-man team also responsible for ''The Kentucky Fried Movie.'' Jim Abrahams, David Zucker and Jerry Zucker are credited as the film's co-writers and co-directors. And the Zuckers evidently make cameo appearances as a ground crew that guides a plane through the glass wall of a passenger lounge, in a bit that's all the funnier for lasting only a few seconds. The three of them have put together a much smoother movie than many solo directors have lately managed. ''Airplane!'' is rated PG (''Parental Guidance Suggested''). It contains some mildly vulgar language and brief nudity. AIRPLANE! written and directed by Jim Abrahams, David Zucker and Jerry Zucker; director of photography, Joseph Biroc; film editor, Patrick Kennedy; music by Elmer Bernstein; produced by Jon Davison; released by Paramount Pictures. Running time: 88 minutes. This film is rated PG. Murdock.....Kareem Abdul-Jabbar; McCroskey.....Lloyd Bridges; Captain Oveur.....Peter Graves; Elaine.....Julie Hagerty; Ted Striker....Robert Hays; Dr. Rumack....Leslie Nielsen; Randy.....Lorna Patterson; Kramer.....Robert Stack; Johnny.....Stephen Stucker; Jive Lady.....Barbara Billingsley; Mrs. Davis.....Joyce Bulifant; Man in Taxi.....Howard Jarvis; Nun....Maureen McGovern; Lieutenant Hurwitz...... Ethel Merman; Windshield Wiper Man.....Jimmie Walker

Hernandez William Perez Sharon Johnson Shirley

Miller Sandra Rodriguez Daniel Allen Helen

"Excuse me Stewardess, I speak Jive." "ScientoloGYYYYY!..." "Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?" "Gimme Hamm on five, hold the Mayo." "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue." _"...but that's not important right now."_

For those who didn't experience the thing on its release, forty plus years later, after God knows how many Police Academy clones, Naked Guns etc., it's a challenge to convey just how hysterically-and I mean that literally-funny this was. People were laughing themselves out of their seats. Personally, I was near to passing out and told myself more than once "breathe, breathe". Yeah, _I loved_ "The Life of Brian," "Search for the Holy Grail, "The of Meaning Life," and so forth, but "Airplane" rendered me helpless.

4:20 When the African Newsman turns to the second camera …. That’s just genius filmmaking.

4:04 I just love this scene, it's so fucking random it's hilarious

top tier comedy

1:16 the bloke nodding is the funniest thing I’ve seen

"Gimme Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo!"

I really love the ambient lighting in these old movies. Nowadays characters in movies are lit up so much you hardly ever even see a shadow, but this kind of soft glow really has a charm to it that i love

You just won't stop lying and stealing Tom..... how many wives do you have now... And what is your connection with criminal Robert Perry?

Cinder guy was so WISE

0:54. That veteran watched his fellow soldiers die in an ambush by Philippine guerrilas during the war, endured the insults of his countrymen for returning alive as a POW, and overcame survivor's guilt to not kill himself only to hear something so horribly boring that it changes his mind about committing suicide.

❤giggles

You couldn’t make this movie today. As soon as they read the script, the actors would be like “hey, this is just the script for airplane”

This is a masterpiece.

"Best clips of Airplane" should just be the entire movie

and not even "leo's getting larger"? this is bullshit

Those massive eunuch testicles.

One of the funniest movies ever made

Still the funniest movie ever!

Masterpiece !! 👍😂

“ so help me talk them right down to the GROUND” 💥🍉

I was waiting for the "I speak jive" bit. It never came.

I love how in scary movie 3 they referenced this movie by having Leslie Nielsen say that line “I just want to tell you both good luck we’re counting on you “

Wish Benny hill was alive to watch this

They managed to make one mistake. This female bird should be renamed “Kavina” or “Keviene”

It was called flying High,not aeroplane.Watched that movie over and over as a kid.😂

The different newscasters broke me 😂

can confirm

The person playing the Japanese General is James Hong Look him up ahaha you'll be like "Oh shit"

When the reporters are taking pictures, and they take pictures off the wall. When Ted tells Elaine they are running a mission over Macho Grande: “When will you be back?” “It’s classified.”

3:40 Part of why this scene is so great is that Leslie Nielsen delivers his lines with such seriousness. If he had even smiled a little, it would’ve ruined the delivery. He was a funny man, but he had a certain rigidity about him in real life that unnerved some of his co-stars, Debbie Reynolds for one. They worked together on “Tammy.” She said he would be perfect at comedy if he just learned to relax a bit. He proved her partly wrong, he was perfect at comedy even when he didn’t relax.

Cringe!

Silly

No Auto pilot scene ? xD

Que risa😂 no puedo creer que películas tan viejitas sean más graciosas que las de ahora.

best clips? how about the entire movie...

The best scene is the kids coffee scene. "I take it black. Like my men."

The captain and the lil boy was a strange one..smdh

This movie is s a MASTERPIECE!

Pedophilia? Really?

Part of the Joke I learned for 3:00 is that back then Airplane headphones actually did look like stethoscopes

It's sad no one seems to honor that Indian guy with a match at 1:20 and his desperate unbelieving nodding. Literally, saved by the bell!

12 years ago and still riding off someone else's copyrighted work. well done.

Gabby is going to see zuelikia tomorrow at special abtitles of North texas

2:59 When he says "Yes, i'm a doctor" always gets me!

To show the best clips of this movie, you'd have to play the entire movie.